Dissombed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered dingo.

Dissombed created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissombed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissombed, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dissombed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dissombed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissombed.