Bastdodjan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring finch.

Bastdodjan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdodjan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bastdodjan, he will manifest in front of you.

Bastdodjan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bastdodjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Erect three iron sculptures of Bastdodjan on top of important buildings.