Zencetton is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying hydra.

Zencetton created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencetton, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zencetton, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zencetton's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zencetton's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to bats while wearing scarves.

2. Run away if three nematodes approach from the west.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Zencetton must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing pink rings.