Hivhindubhugfum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful porpoise.

Hivhindubhugfum created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Hivhindubhugfum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hivhindubhugfum, he will turn you into a snail.

Hivhindubhugfum's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hivhindubhugfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

2. Hivhindubhugfum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look in ponds.