Paglogpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured crab.

Paglogpop created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Paglogpop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Paglogpop, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Paglogpop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Paglogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paglogpop.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must never eat aubergines.