Bamfabpad Ratrullyar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awesome lobster.

Bamfabpad Ratrullyar created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bamfabpad Ratrullyar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamfabpad Ratrullyar, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bamfabpad Ratrullyar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bamfabpad Ratrullyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never look at planets.