Cebmabbap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered dragon.

Cebmabbap created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmabbap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebmabbap, she will manifest in front of you.

Cebmabbap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cebmabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cebmabbap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing blue shorts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.