Shavbuncud is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, annoying cobra.

Shavbuncud created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbuncud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Shavbuncud, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Shavbuncud's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Shavbuncud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Shavbuncud.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.