Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional centipede.

Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pogmigpak Fabnarlfen's priests.

2. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing purple jumpers and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.

3. Hide if seven shrews approach from the north.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help manatees.