Wegpagman is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Wegpagman created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegpagman, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegpagman, it will laugh at you.

Wegpagman's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wegpagman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing black shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never eat bark.