Mis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered naga.

Mis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mis, she will turn you into a duck.

Mis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Mis.

5. Never talk about fire.