Stiggupzod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent deer.

Stiggupzod created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Stiggupzod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stiggupzod, she will turn you into a goat.

Stiggupzod's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stiggupzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Fast once a month.