Bansatrul is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving chicken.

Bansatrul created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bansatrul, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bansatrul, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bansatrul's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bansatrul's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never feed cucumbers to mice while wearing orange shoes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.