Ingponmip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient gerbil.

Ingponmip created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingponmip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingponmip, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ingponmip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ingponmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.