Cipinggan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise crab.

Cipinggan created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipinggan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cipinggan, it will strike you with lightening.

Cipinggan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cipinggan's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Erect four titanium sculptures of Cipinggan on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing mauve kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.