Vol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fast bee.

Vol created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vol, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vol, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vol's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vol.