Tapcimhon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, irritating yak.

Tapcimhon created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tapcimhon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tapcimhon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tapcimhon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tapcimhon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Retreat if three ducks approach from the east.

4. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.