Tadmegmadjenab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless pigeon.

Tadmegmadjenab created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmegmadjenab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tadmegmadjenab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tadmegmadjenab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tadmegmadjenab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.

4. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

5. Never sing in the presence of pigs.