Femlakdam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent hedgehog.

Femlakdam created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlakdam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Femlakdam, it will not invite you to parties.

Femlakdam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Femlakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Femlakdam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.