Teendossnan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, vain pig.

Teendossnan created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teendossnan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teendossnan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Teendossnan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Teendossnan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Teendossnan.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing white shirts and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Never feed peas to snakes while wearing ear rings.

4. Hide from red voles for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.