Sadorthattif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate weasel.

Sadorthattif created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadorthattif, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sadorthattif, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadorthattif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sadorthattif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sadorthattif.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never think about dark energy near bats while wearing gray hats and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.