Rappopren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm cat.

Rappopren created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rappopren, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rappopren, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rappopren's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rappopren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to ducks while wearing brown shoes.

2. You must pray to Rappopren eight times a day.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.