Geppinmis is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless salamander.

Geppinmis created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppinmis, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Geppinmis, he will turn you into a dog.

Geppinmis' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Geppinmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. You must love Geppinmis.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.