Barnmigdap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak manatee.

Barnmigdap created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnmigdap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Barnmigdap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Barnmigdap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Barnmigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.