Gudhintenlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent lizard.

Gudhintenlarn created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhintenlarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudhintenlarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gudhintenlarn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gudhintenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.