Cinminlab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring gorilla.

Cinminlab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinminlab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cinminlab, he will turn you into a rock.

Cinminlab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cinminlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to swans while wearing magenta rings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.