Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane bat.

Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Weetinkab Vadyamtofdam's name in vain.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about asteroids.