Hubmipnab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical hedgehog.

Hubmipnab created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubmipnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hubmipnab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hubmipnab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hubmipnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near voles while wearing purple shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Hubmipnab on top of important buildings.