Bisshubcitkenvanstigwodster is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever crocodile.

Bisshubcitkenvanstigwodster created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshubcitkenvanstigwodster, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bisshubcitkenvanstigwodster, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bisshubcitkenvanstigwodster's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bisshubcitkenvanstigwodster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if nine frogs approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.