Vinfidfabrownardinkem Bumhakdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud turtle.

Vinfidfabrownardinkem Bumhakdim created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vinfidfabrownardinkem Bumhakdim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vinfidfabrownardinkem Bumhakdim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vinfidfabrownardinkem Bumhakdim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vinfidfabrownardinkem Bumhakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never think about chromosomes.