Fodwegnill is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical porpoise.

Fodwegnill created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodwegnill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodwegnill, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fodwegnill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fodwegnill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the north.

2. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Fodwegnill.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always pray immersed in water.