Bestminvab Stafrilldin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing finch.

Bestminvab Stafrilldin created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestminvab Stafrilldin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestminvab Stafrilldin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bestminvab Stafrilldin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bestminvab Stafrilldin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing mauve ear rings.