Negmisjat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating rat.

Negmisjat created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negmisjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Negmisjat, it will turn you into a tree.

Negmisjat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Negmisjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Worship no other gods but Negmisjat.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.