Jatbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable human.

Jatbest created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbest, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatbest, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jatbest's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Jatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing magenta kilts and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Jatbest in the centre of the settlement.