Buskabfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered spider.

Buskabfid created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buskabfid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buskabfid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Buskabfid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Buskabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.