Zogligged is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying dragon.

Zogligged created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zogligged, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zogligged, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zogligged's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zogligged's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to ducks while wearing red skirts.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.