Cutdothunlab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust pig.

Cutdothunlab created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cutdothunlab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutdothunlab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cutdothunlab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cutdothunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always obey Cutdothunlab's priests.