Cubstigbadved is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful troll.

Cubstigbadved created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cubstigbadved, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cubstigbadved, he will turn you into a dog.

Cubstigbadved's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cubstigbadved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Always look after injured bats.