Bifgemnar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate fly.

Bifgemnar created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifgemnar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bifgemnar, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bifgemnar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bifgemnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bifgemnar.