Satdusslin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish wyrm.

Satdusslin created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satdusslin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Satdusslin, it will make you grow a tail.

Satdusslin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Satdusslin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Never think about dark matter near shrews while wearing gray skirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.