Quafstangum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic fly.

Quafstangum created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quafstangum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafstangum, he will come to you in dreams.

Quafstangum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quafstangum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.