Saksismum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful horse.

Saksismum created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saksismum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Saksismum, it will turn you into a slug.

Saksismum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Saksismum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Saksismum three times a day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Saksismum on top of important buildings.