Dissbossfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited raven.

Dissbossfun created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbossfun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissbossfun, it will be very unhappy.

Dissbossfun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dissbossfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Dissbossfun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help sheep in need.