Mifcembun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awesome rhinoceros.

Mifcembun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcembun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifcembun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Mifcembun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mifcembun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near swans while wearing gray dresses.