Vogcamleg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless finch.

Vogcamleg created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogcamleg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vogcamleg, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vogcamleg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vogcamleg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep nine ants in a large pit.

5. Retreat if three rats approach from the east.