Latquatgen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful gorilla.

Latquatgen created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Latquatgen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latquatgen, he will manifest in front of you.

Latquatgen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Latquatgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Latquatgen loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Latquatgen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.