Flowloopnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented raven.

Flowloopnak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowloopnak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowloopnak, she will torture you forever.

Flowloopnak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flowloopnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed grapes to gulls while wearing pink scarves.

3. Do not take Flowloopnak's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.