Quimstafdan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive dingo.

Quimstafdan created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimstafdan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimstafdan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quimstafdan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Quimstafdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not covet oxen.