Nulltarpnat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust rhinoceros.

Nulltarpnat created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltarpnat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nulltarpnat, he will turn you into a rat.

Nulltarpnat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nulltarpnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nulltarpnat on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.