Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective meerkat.

Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing blue shirts and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban.

4. Put Hindodbarn Fasomthub Queeglimban first in all things.

5. Always wear red.